I really need your help. "What's that? ", [The next scene, Lincoln throws a banana peel on stage. ], [Lincoln and Luan are on their way home. Just follow my lead. ]Luan: "All right, Birthday boy. ‣ Les Clowns - Thierry Caroubi [Leni as Luan's assistant/Luan tries her joke again] "Luan: "I know. ]Lincoln: [takes a bow; to the viewers] "See? In the panoramic shot, there are two cakes over the table next to the stage. ]Maggie: "Oh, I get it. Welcome to the Loud House! She's about to fall from her unicycle, so she cries for help. Lincoln appears running on a watermelon. "[Gary chomps on Lincoln's comic. "Luan: [a bowling pin falls out of her mouth] "Uh, my third gig this weekend. But, don't worry, this isn't my first mope fest. "[Flashback to another circus themed birthday party. My clown car's going through a tunnel. Funny Business I just learned what that means. Saved by mrdusty. [inflates another] "You'd think she'd have a little more--"[Phone rings]Lincoln: [answers it] "Funny Business, Inc. Leni is the only former assistant to be older than Luan. "[The kids start crying. [puts on the glasses and the eyes pop out and falls onto Maggie's poster.] "Lincoln: "Luan! I swear, if I had a door around me, I would slam it so hard right now! "Tween #2: "That's what I was gonna say. You're the clowning expert. And I'm sorry for the way I was acting. ]Lincoln: "Whoopsy-daisy!" ], [while going back home]Lincoln: "Boy, we are killing it. "[The goth kids start cheering and a single black rose is tossed onto stage as Luan picks it up. [falls and rolls at a distance while a loud crash is heard. [falls back as a loud crash is heard. 1. Credits Lincoln: Aah!! ‣ Paladin Legend - John Debney [Royal party again] Lisa - Thought the whoopie cushions were a case of gastroenteritis. "Luan: [holds out some photos of Lincoln from the photo booth. "Lincoln: "Actually, the correct question would be, who did I just book? "[The kids start booing. Room for Improvement with the Casagrandes, Pranks for the Memories with the Casagrandes, https://theloudhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Funny_Business?oldid=1078557. "[Lincoln gets grossed out while a green stinky fume comes out of the top hat. ]Luan: "Who did we just book? Airdate 0. "Lincoln: "It's true. When Lynn and Lana are laughing at one of Lincoln's pratfalls, the FiOs captions said LENI and Lana were laughing, instead of LYNN and Lana. In Luna and Luan's room, there was a poster which said "June," when Lincoln answered the phone. "Luan: "So, what are you gonna do for your act? Viewers [Music at Maggie's party] "[Luan goes backstage to get Lincoln, who is feeling nervous. Lincoln and Luan getting along and having fun. Here is my 34th fan fiction. That's exactly how I felt when my mom said I couldn't dye my hair purple. Discover (and save!) "[Luan walks into her room. "Lincoln: "Luan, I'm bombing out here. Funny Business Luan. Although they were listed in the credits, Leni, Lynn, and Lana have no lines in this episode, but can be heard cheering (Leni) and laughing (Lynn & Lana). Cause we're good at keeping occu-pied. (Young Lori is seen sleeping with the phone & then cuts to black where the opening credits show with The Loud House Mix playing.) About. Project Loud House / In Tents Debate Lincoln has to get to school on time but getting his sisters out the door proves to be the biggest obstacle of all. [Transition to Lincoln arriving at Maggie's party] ‣ Clown In Town - Phillippe Pares [Luan balancing plates] ]Lincoln: "How dare she speak to me like that!" She looks irritated. ]Luan: "Why are clowns never bored? Luan finally comes to assist Lincoln, and after looking at the audience, she gets an idea. With Collin Dean, Liliana Mumy, Cristina Pucelli, Jessica DiCicco. "Lincoln: "I don't know. Humiliated, Lincoln calls Luan for help, but she refuses at first, due to his selfish and arrogant attitude towards her. However, when Lincoln falls on the cake table, there is one cake and a tray with muffins instead. "Funny Business" is the forty-seventh episode of the first season of The Loud House. 24a ]Boy: [To Lucy] "You killed the dinosaur! Loud House Characters Disney Characters Fictional Characters The Loud House Nickelodeon Vanellope … Lincoln speaking. "Luan: [makes static noises] "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. The loud house T2 episodio 23A Read a Loud sub español . It was a beautiful winter day, and Lincoln had just gotten off the computer. [Transition to the duo going home] [accidentally rips the bag and slips on the spilled whoopee cushions.] Flashback to when Lincoln & Clyde first met! It's like the soul crushing pointlessness of seventh grade. ‣ ? ]Luan: "You ready to do this? ]Lincoln: "Luan, it's me. This episode is available on the "It Gets Louder" DVD. Saved by Hannah’s Backup. ]Lincoln: "I guess lunch is on me. [to viewers] All right, I know you're probably saying to yourself: "Lincoln, with ten sisters, there's no way you're going to get to watch your favorite show." You gotta help me, please! "Lincoln: "Sorry, gotta run to the little clown's room. Catch more of Luan’s jokes in The Loud House … Just because you got a few laughs does not make you an expert on clowning. In the flashback to the first birthday party, Lucy stays in her regular attire instead of an "assistant" black outfit like Luan's other assistants. Script [ Lincoln is walking outside his house to the tree so he can sit down and read comics.] This is my own version of the Loud House where I move to Royal Woods, Michigan. I shouldn't have been so harsh. "[As Lincoln sits on the seat, the Whoopee cushion's farting noise is heard from under it. "Maggie: "Um, you did, obviously. ]Lincoln: [loses balance] "Whoa, nelly!" Never walk and text! ][The kids crack up. A little help?" The Loud kids have fun on a snow day while trying to teach Lisa some fun in the snow. Player Feedback. "Well, this was a pretty good clue. She and Lincoln perform a mime play, which all the emo kids enjoy and clap to. ]Luan: "Water you say we add some melon? Luan's assistants prior to Lincoln and the reason they were fired: Lucy - Scared Luan and the other kids, causing her to pop the balloon animal she was making. ], [At the fourth birthday party, Luan juggles plates on her nose and both hands. Additionally, the blonde hair girl with a wool cap is shown in three different consecutive scenes of the party. Get ready evil, Justice has many brand new faces. "[As Luan sees an empty corner, Lucy appears behind her with a balloon and startles her, popping the balloon in the process. He's reluctant to accept, so she attempts to bribe him. "Lincoln: "That's exactly what I'm going to do, cause the audiences love it. ]Luan: "Hey, Birthday Boy. Why don't you take the seat of honor? "Luan: "Look, Lincoln. ], [At the second birthday party, which is another pirate theme, Luan is juggling fruit while riding on her unicycle. "Luan: "Ah, just birthday cake. ]Luan: "Are you kidding me?! [The kids are laughing and cheering. The part when I tripped and then the audience laughed, and then clapped? You were amazing out there. ][Lynn and Lana laugh at his performance. Lincoln rushes to catch her, but she falls down. Actually Pretty Funny: Luan admits at the end of the episode that Lincoln's pratfalls are hilarious, especially after he trips and falls into her collection of whoopie cushions; she even joins in and pratfalls on top of him in good humor. Lincoln becomes Luan's clown assistant, but starts hogging the spotlight. You may not recognize my talent, but apparently the birthday party community does. It's 'whom'!" Gary pooped in it. No one eat that cake! Home to Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily and… Lincoln Loud! By: Jamesdean5842. In the flashback to the third birthday party, the letter Y in the "Happy Birthday" banner is layered over Leni's hair. End flashback. Will you please come help me? Lincoln helps her by collecting her party toys and props from ground. "[She hangs up the phone again, but it rings once again and she answers once more. Text amongst yourselves! "[Luan smiles, A green HIRED sign appears over Lincoln's Funny Business ID Card and a bell rings. The Loud House debuted May 2016 on Nickelodeon and centers on 11-year-old Lincoln Loud and his ten sisters as he gives an inside look at what it takes to survive the chaos of a huge family. "[Flashback of Luan performing balloon animals at a circus themed birthday party. "Woman on the phone: [chatters]Lincoln: "Great. "Maggie: "Mom, look what that loser clown did to my poster. The following is a transcript for the episode "Funny Business". "[The kids cheer. The Boss Maybe Family Bonding Strife of the Party Kernel of Truth Ghosted! ]Bratty Kid's Mom: [laughing] "He is hilarious! ", [The next scene, Luan is seen on stage dressed as a mime and pretends to be trapped inside a box. [Transition to after the party] "[Flashback to a medieval themed birthday party as Luan does a trumpet fanfare dressed as a jester. - subtitulaje-elmatador01. ]Luan: "This is a business line, Lincoln! Here, let me help..." [Her unicycle slips on another whoopee cushion, sending her flying.] There's a lot more to it than just falling on your butt. Two kids are shown being standing up in front of the stage, but then they are showing in the piñata scene. You told me there's a lot more to clowning than just falling on your butt, and you were right. ... Help | All Access Help. "Lincoln: [high-pitched voice while covered in balloons.] "Whoa!" I thought Lucy was helping you. Room for Improvement with the Casagrandes, Pranks for the Memories with the Casagrandes, https://theloudhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Funny_Business/Script?oldid=1064885. 47 Miguel Puga Your fun is our business. "[Lincoln lands on them, which all make farting sounds. The Loud House is a 2016 animated series produced by Nickelodeon Animation Studios which premiered on May 2, 2016. ]Lincoln: [sarcastic] "Well, I am so honored to be your fifth choice. Lincoln declines at first, but when Luan tells him that the clown and her assistant receive free pieces of birthda… Lincoln is the deciding vote on going to the beach or the amusement park for their family vacation. Saved by Ber Vera. In the panoramic shot of Maggie's birthday party and its following shots, there are several goofs: The piñata and the disco ball suddenly appears in the following scenes after the panoramic shot. Your fun is our business! ], [At the fifth birthday party, which is another medieval theme, Luan does a trumpet fanfare. Maybe bombing would be a good learning experience for you. [Lincoln is walking outside his house to the tree so he can sit down and read comics. ]Lincoln: "Thanks for saving my butt. Please? A red FIRED sign appears over Lucy's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. Overall The piñata and the disco ball are not hanging from anything, making them look like they're floating on mid-air. Lincoln decides to join Luan in Funny Business Inc. At the next birthday party, where he assists, Lincoln accidentally slips on a whipped cream can, and falls on the presents, which the kids see as hilarious. "[She and the kids laugh. These parents are brutal! "I really gotta get my prescription checked. ]Luan: "Usually I share it with my assistant. Episode "Luan: "Glad you enjoyed it. Get ready to LOL with Luan Loud in her totally must-see (and totally fake) standup comedy special! The emos get their phones out and text. Lincoln begins to hog the spotlight when he becomes Luan's clown assistant. "Bratty Kid's Mom: "Oh, me neither. [Luan kicks the cakes over] [loses balance and lets his plates and Luan's plates fall down and break. ]Lincoln: "Sorry!" "Luan: "Yeah, right. Fall on your butt for an hour? "Tween #1: "Ugh, now he's gonna lecture us? In the Turkish dub, Luan's line "And now, if my assistant will hand me one more balloon, we'll have a pterodactyl," was said with Lincoln's voice. You take care of deodorizing these clown shoes. ]Maggie's Mom: "Where are you going? But since this job isn't for you--"Lincoln: [Takes the cake] "When did I say that? A red FIRED sign appears over Leni's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. ]Luan: "What did one plate say to the other? -”Is the circus not coming?” asked Lana. ][Luan shakes in anger. 1 ‣ Comme Un Pigeon - Royo Serge Utge, Leo Nissim [Mime performance] There will now be a brief, unscheduled intermission. "Woman on the phone: [chatters]Lincoln: "What? "Lincoln: "Well, you know, audiences seem to love it when I fall down so--"Luan: "Let me worry about the audience. "Lincoln: "Well, the audience sure seems to like my--"Luan: "Lincoln, enough! [slips on a banana peel] "Whoopsie doodle! Four? This error also occurs in ". Most show Lincoln looking freaked out. The arrangement of kids texting with their smartphones in one scene was different in the panoramic shot. Only one he posed for.] ]Maggie's Dad: "I have to get their business card. ‣ ? I have a message, too! It's also the first cartoon to be created by Savino to be successfully greenlit. "Luan: "It's okay. [lands on the whoopee cushions and Lincoln and they laugh.] The Loud House - Lincoln Loud Girl Guru And Come Sale Away September 14, 2016 The Loud House Lincoln Loud Girl Guru And Come Sale Away Download [ Click Here ] | HD 720p | 291 MB | 22:44 Min | MEGA ‣ Fanfare 'Ta Da!" ]Lincoln: "Hey, stop that! I´m not really the performing type. "[The other moms look at her unimpressed. 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